foozle vt foo-zled; foo-zling (1892): to manage or play awkwardly; a bungling golf stroke
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Watching this guy putt is painful. I can't believe he ever finished number two on the PGA Tour money list (like he did in 1995, behind only Greg Norman) with a putting stroke so awful. He used to cut across the ball with a regular-length putter and traditional grip and that was bad enough. Now he's using a long putter (or broom) yet he's anchoring it in his chest like a mid-length putter and gripping it like one too. What an abomination! If he wins the PODS Championship today I will be shocked. Please Geoff Ogilvy or Brandt Snedeker or anyone, save us from having to watch this guy putt all day long. I'm begging you.
I live in Minnesota with my wife and two daughters. I play golf to about a six handicap, as long as my putter is cooperating. When I'm not playing golf or hanging out with my wife and kids, I work at a brewery and dream about playing golf or being with my wife and kids.